marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004

matinee

1. any sex before the evening time, typically when people have sex twice in a day.

2. a ,movie before 6 oclock

1. Ian and I decided to have lunch at home today followed by a pleasuring matinee.

2. We saw the matinee because it was cheaper than the evening prices, plus we can have sex in the theater and no one's there!

by Skank hoe November 11, 2006

Matilda

A young child (male or female) that is clearly more intelligent than those responsible for them, typically the parents, but also teachers, coaches, babysitters, etc.

Hey, watch that Matilda fool that woman.

Little Jamie totally played her parents - she was totally a Matilda.

by kevin234 August 24, 2006

manix

A dangerous hacker who creates malware and infects it into computers. He and his team ASK are responsible for taking down many german and russian websites that had small errors and glitches. He also doxes (finds info) on all of his victims using illegal methods the blackmails them to do what he says.

the russian government websites were hacked. It had to be manix

by Razor108 October 15, 2017

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

Punk-o-Matic

A kickass "flash game" where you can create your own rock/punk/metal music and then post it on the official website and get your songs rated.

Dude 1: Dude, listen to this song I just made in Punk-o-Matic! It's already got a rating of 8/10!
Dude 2: So? My first song got a 10/10 rating...
Dude 1: Woah.

by Reoiam June 8, 2010

Mating cough

A smokers chronic call for sex

Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.

by EnderPlease December 13, 2014