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I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
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One of the most dramatic cooking shows you'll see in your life.
In this show several amateur home cooks compete to become the next "Masterchef" and win 250.000 dollar, an own cookbook and the masterchef trophy.
The judges of Masterchef US are Gordon Ramsay the lamb sauce man, Joe Bastianich the Italian boogaloo and Graham the American.
Every two rounds one or more people are eliminated. Eliminations go something like this:
In this show several amateur home cooks compete to become the next "Masterchef" and win 250.000 dollar, an own cookbook and the masterchef trophy.
The judges of Masterchef US are Gordon Ramsay the lamb sauce man, Joe Bastianich the Italian boogaloo and Graham the American.
Every two rounds one or more people are eliminated. Eliminations go something like this:
Gordon Ramsay: "Micheal, please step forward."
*Steps forward*
"Micheal, please"
*10 seconds of silence and drama building"
"Take off your apron"
*Visible disappointment in Michaels eyes as he starts to untie his apron*
"Because you're not going home yet!"
*Visible joy*
"Because first you'll need to take the bus"
*Visible disappointment*
"BUT NOT TODAY!"
*Joy*
"But tomorrow, as you'll first need to check out of your hotel"
*Disappointment*
"Because the next challenge will be in the Nevada desert!"
*Joy*
"But you're not coming with us"
*Disappointment*
"As you'll receive a first class ticket in a plane!"
*Joy*
"To your hometown"
*Disappointment*
This then goes on for several minutes before the final decision is finally made clear. If the contestant is eliminated he will proceed with the solid rambling speech about how much masterchef meant for him and how much he's learned and how he's not done with cooking yet.
*Steps forward*
"Micheal, please"
*10 seconds of silence and drama building"
"Take off your apron"
*Visible disappointment in Michaels eyes as he starts to untie his apron*
"Because you're not going home yet!"
*Visible joy*
"Because first you'll need to take the bus"
*Visible disappointment*
"BUT NOT TODAY!"
*Joy*
"But tomorrow, as you'll first need to check out of your hotel"
*Disappointment*
"Because the next challenge will be in the Nevada desert!"
*Joy*
"But you're not coming with us"
*Disappointment*
"As you'll receive a first class ticket in a plane!"
*Joy*
"To your hometown"
*Disappointment*
This then goes on for several minutes before the final decision is finally made clear. If the contestant is eliminated he will proceed with the solid rambling speech about how much masterchef meant for him and how much he's learned and how he's not done with cooking yet.
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