J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl.

I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends

by #3OrDie July 19, 2018

mass genocide

The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer

After a rousing round of mass genocide, little Billy slept for three days

by Adge August 15, 2006

throbbing masses

Throbbing masses is a word that is a synonym for dick, penis, and cock (plus any other words for dick).

Let's make a band and call it the throbbing masses!

by The Throbbing Masses United :D April 28, 2014

mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008

Mass-hole

Asshole from Massachusetts. Most commonly used for describing Massachusetts (Boston)drivers

I can't believe that Mass-hole just blew through that red light.

by Tanuki01 October 18, 2008

mass debating

indulging in a mass debate

One of the basic requirements of a politician is to enjoy mass debating.

by paul February 8, 2005

Mass Snap

Sending out one message on Snapchat to ALL of the friends you think are worthy to receive it.

This can include posting to your story as well as individuals.

Aidan: "Hey Matt, check out this Snapchat that Heather sent me!" *replays message*
Matthew: "Yeah man, I got that shit too. It's just a Mass Snap. She don't care about just you, bruh."

by hugsfromheather November 12, 2014