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Martian

A man commonly going by the name, "Marty ". Ethereal, is a common way to describe him, as he is out of this freaking world. He does things on a whim and keeps his head in the clouds while he blows clouds. He smokes more than any human can known to man and could easily self propel and take off in a hot air balloon if a canopy of nylon was placed over his head. He will, "blow your head off" during a smoke sesh. He is the dopest smoke you'll ever blow. if you're his girl, you will find yourself in another dimension.
Up, up, up and away, the Martian wont come down for days. Hes so out of place in anywhere but space. The martian gives you jetleg every time you spend time with him.
by Rawlikesushi93 April 17, 2019
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The Martian Position

The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
DUDE I nutted so hard last night when this chick showed me The Martian Position.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
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Your Favorite Martian

Your Favorite Martian, or Martian Multiverse is one of the best bands to ever exist, creating it’s first son/g in 2011 and unfortunately retiring in 2012 but now, as of 2022, they’re back! The four main characters, Puff Puff, DeeJay, Axel and Benatar make up the band and bring us joy
by Futon_Stalker June 24, 2022
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Ovidio Camejo Lopez Is Superman And Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Lex Luthor Plus The Martian Manhunter, Which, Is, The Apex Predator
Ovidio Camejo Lopez Is Superman And Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Lex Luthor Plus The Martian Manhunter, Which, Is, The Apex Predator
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Rafaela Martian

An amazing girl and all around funny person. Rafaela Martian will be with you to the very end. She will always be your friend, even if your rude to her. Kind of shy, but once you get to know her, you'll see her true personality. RAFAELA IS A NAME ONLY GIVEN TO RUSSIANS OR ARMENIANS
"I can't believe i met a Rafaela Martian today"
by ellegrak May 20, 2017
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