A waste of time and money when you can just move in together and have it be much cheaper. Getting married doesn't even do anything, you just get some fancy rings, you waste money on everything there, a girl buys a dress (usually £300 or more) that she will never wear again after the wedding, people dress up all fancy, and you all eat some fucking cake after the most boring procedure of vows and stuff that leads up the rings and a kiss.
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
Marriage is awful, and the number 1 cause of divorce. Why? Because if we didn't have marriage divorce wouldn't even be a thing.
by This one human who has nothing October 23, 2017
by LoIzers December 18, 2014
A stupid arrangement that ends in divorce or one of people in the relationship killing the other one. Marriage is so beyond stupid it isn’t even funny. If you think permanently binding yourself to some idiot you “love” is fun go screw yourself. Also if you ever thought for one moment that they were the one you thought wrong. Run they either plan on killing you, breaking your heart or stealing your cash
The idea of marriage is so stupid. If you want to sell your soul so bad than just contact the devil. His number is 666-666-6666.
by DollyFace December 10, 2020
by Theunknownone January 01, 2015
After pressuring me into marriage, Kendra now tells me that after 4 years she no longer loves me. So she gets to keep my house, my car, and my boat. I have to totally foot the bill to raise our children, and if I behave she'll let me see them every other weekend.
by cannonball967 July 15, 2015
by longer34119 July 23, 2019