A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.
Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.
by zerokos December 15, 2009
Get the mantenance mug.1. An innuendo that eats nails for breakfast...with little to no milk.
2. It rings like a bell, like a lumberjack's yell
2. It rings like a bell, like a lumberjack's yell
by not so hungry jack March 2, 2011
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Get the mantella mug.A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.
She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021
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Guy 1: Did you have fun at the gaybar last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, it was amaze balls. I met this cute guy and pulled a Manuel.
(to pull a Manuel)
Guy 2: Hell yeah, it was amaze balls. I met this cute guy and pulled a Manuel.
(to pull a Manuel)
by MissPoopyButthole November 23, 2015
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