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Praying Mantis

Used to describe one's physical position when seated next to a seat bitch on an airplane or bus. In the seated position -- Both elbows are centered in above the stomach and the hands remain above the elbows. This ensures that no part of the body is allowed, remains, or otherwise intrudes upon another's seating or personal space.
I sat next to this seat bitch on my plane. My ass was doing the Praying Mantis the whole way!
by Biatch551 September 18, 2005
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Chinese Crying Mantis

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.
Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!
by Will and jjj August 19, 2008
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Mathisism

A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok
Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?
by Thicctator February 20, 2019
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Mantisboi

An awesome my singing monsters YouTube with a fanbase mostly consisting of toxic fanboys and fangirls and brain-dead toddlers
Damn it mantisboi! Quit being a shit eating fuckbag and fix your fucked up community!
by TotalRandomness62 July 15, 2020
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the mantis

A form of female self-pleasuring that involves both hands entering and exiting the vagina one after the other. The hands are cupped and palms are facing downward. This motion resembles a praying mantis.
Amanda, fed up from the loneliness she felt from her most recent break-up, decided that tonight she would try the mantis and move on with her life.
by P Dickgod April 15, 2008
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manwhisper

a publicly audible whisper, usually because a guy doesn't know how loud his voice is.
(sometimes intentional)
"Goddamn look at that girls panties peekin' outta the top of those jeans!", he said to his classmate in a manwhisper.

The girl had heard and immediately adjusted her pants up above her waist.
by AirplaneDonk November 18, 2010
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man this

to hand something to a strong man for opening or to be moved. It implies that men are strong. It is most often used by a female to get something done that she isn't able to do herself, although has been used by smaller men to solicite help from larger, stronger men.
women might say:
Hey, could you man this open for me?

Could you man this over there for me?

a man might say to another man:
Could you help me man this over there?
(especially if it were too heavy for one person)
by Ismirth September 21, 2005
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