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Maltesers

A chocolate candy that looks like a black man’s bald head.
Ever have Maltesers before? They’re the best. And they look like that niggas bald head.
by CaptainPete2024 November 12, 2023
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Maleesjelly YT

A male who always adores people in a good way. Maleesjelly YT is always kindhearted to everyone, especially the people around him and is generous when in need. Maleesjelly YT dislikes dishonest characters and if he realises he has been taken for granted he will grow furious and maybe end the friendship.
If you know a Maleesjelly YT don’t end your relationship with him. Some how or someway he will always manage to put a smile on your face. One day he might end up being your soul mate and the one you tie the knot with.
by Maleesjelly March 5, 2024
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malesse

Pronunciation: /məˈles/
Definition:
1. Afflicted with illness or disease.
2. Characterized by poor health or debilitation.
3. Depicting symptoms indicative of sickness.
4. Describing a weakened or unhealthy state.

Significance:
• It defines individuals experiencing ill health.
• It emphasizes signs and symptoms of disease.
• It identifies medical conditions affecting well-being.
• It avoids confusing synonyms and overlapping meanings.
• It simplifies diagnosis and symptom description.
• It improves clarity in health communications.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sick".
Adjective: malesse
Examples:
• "She (illa) spent weeks (septanes) in bed due to her malesse condition."
• "His persistent cough (tussion) indicated a serious malesse state."
• "The doctor confirmed his malesse diagnosis."
• "Exercise can alleviate mild forms of malesse."
• "Environmental factors exacerbated her malesse symptoms."
by Dmitrio November 4, 2025
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Pink Malteser

The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.
"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"
by Phantasium August 31, 2012
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Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.
Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.
by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025
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Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there
Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser
by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021
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the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.
yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"
by anonymous April 23, 2022
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