mailbomb

an explosive device placed in the mail. A generally dangerous and devious thing, not to mention funny as hell.

I blew his ass up with a mailbomb

by sup October 1, 2003

mailbomb

What I'm sending to your house.

Dont open the mail, you american capitalist pig!

by Aki October 9, 2003

MAILO

Acronym for "my ass is laughing off"

OMG, Danny just went home with a transvestite! MAILO!

by o0Woodsie0o June 18, 2008

Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.

Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Mailbox man

A superhero who's uncle was killed over the $20 in his nephew's birthday card by a mail thief.

Mailbox man-All the mail I save won't bring back Uncle Sammy, I know, I just miss him.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Milob

Usually heard when a beaner says milob, he is saying “my love”

Man: Let’s go to the races milob

Woman: Trokiando again Juan?

by LIL'PAPI April 18, 2021

gun in my mailbox

having an std, unplanned pregnancy, or unattainable parcel in one's mailbox.

I've got a gun in my mailbox, I'm not sure how long its been there, but I gotta get it out soon.

by JapsR4lovers October 23, 2010