The Scott Madden

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.

“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”

by ChoomahSupreme May 6, 2019

Mateen

Of mythical origin. The sexiest beast in the whole universe, he controls and does whatever he wishes. There is truly no stopping him when he is awake. But he lays dormant for millions of years at a time before awakening.

When he does, women fall for him like a line of dominos. He is truly the pinnacle of sexiness, power and potency!

Taco: The times of Mateen's awakening are near, brace yourselves!

by Dope Boy Banger November 14, 2014

all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010

Brother Mateen

The teacher all his students love to annoy. Brings out the gong to kill their ears in revenge. A secret brony under the guise of a long white thowb and kufi. Also, the definition that voters won't let pass.

Brother Mateen banged the gong, killing everyone's eardrums

by procrastinationmaster May 12, 2020

Madden Catch

In American Football, when a defender swats a ball out of the air and thinks he's made a good play only for a receiver to then run onto the ball before its hit the ground and make a catch. It is so called because of the popular Madden video games where it happens frequently.

Player on Xbox live: Shit this kid defended my pass, oh wait its all right one of my players has made a Madden catch and I've scored a touchdown

by mincy laroux June 1, 2009

Maheen

A synonym for cool.
Often used in a band context.

"That set last night was maheen as!"

by BobbyPlaya June 14, 2009