My girlfriend

A bitch

Look at my girlfriend

My girlfriend by Your mom37262527838262628 May 27, 2021

My girlfriend Sally 

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.

editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."

submittor: "argh! rejection!"

My girlfriend Sally by tehflip March 19, 2008

Let my girls hang

Oft shouted at a Republican rally by sociopaths whose daughters vote Democrat.

Let my girls hang! Let my girls hang!

Let my girls hang by yangtze August 4, 2016

My girls

Slang for a girls jugs

He is looking at my girls

My girls by Hfdsneyjdynfr August 23, 2017

wanna be my girlfriend 

When you like someone

Aiden: Hey, Cara... Wanna be my Girlfriend?

Cara: sure

wanna be my girlfriend by PusaySuccer1854 November 2, 2020

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

my girlfriend hates me by 1173666 July 13, 2017

My girlfriend

Something that you will sometimes hear on a video by The Infographics Show.

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."

My girlfriend by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021