Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016

canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.

Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.

by Deep Throate October 24, 2017

loose-moting

The new hip slang for the term 'loose motions'

Yoo my cat had a bad case of that loose-moting after the vet yesterday.

by xan01 October 18, 2023

misting

Misting occurs when one lies down on one's back and has a beverage (preferably alcholic) poured directly into their mouth from about waist height. The inevitable overflow onto the face and body is a mist, hence the term misting. Misting became popular through the Toronto party scene where many individuals continue the practice to this day. Though mostly harmless, a good mister will build up to the performance by making a grand entrance in an elaborate costume or with theme music and generally make the most of the event.

I had an excellent time last night. I mut say though, the height of the eve was Cody's misting.

by Hobart Hoshizaki August 30, 2008

mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

Ambiguous Mating

derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.

Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"

by Brendas gotababy April 18, 2007