Abandoned Mineshaft

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

minesweeper

the game that comes on every ones computer and yet noone knows how to play.

wtf idk how to play minesweeper but i like clicking the buttons anyway.

by v3g3greg July 5, 2009

Minisink

When you fuck your cousin and accidentally creampie that bitch

Do you go to minisink?

Minisink is a lifestyle man!!!

by Coonslayer69 December 29, 2017

MineShit

Taking a shit and playing Minecraft at the same time

Person 1: "What are you doing?"
Person 2: "MineShit"
Person 1: "Whats that"
Person 2: "Shitting and playing Minecraft"

by Jandel February 10, 2014

minesque

1) The use of a pickaxe during the coitus procedure.
2) A small and tasty biscuit which is described as sour creamy

Man 1: "Shes dead!"
Man 2: "What!, how?"
Man 1: "she insisted that we tried the minesque tactic tonight"

by Master Rick James September 29, 2006

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

Gallery Minesweeper

When you have too much porn on your phone and you want to send a meme to somebody. It's like playing Minesweeper in your gallery, trying not to accidentally send porn.

Them: Why is it taking you so long to send that picture?
Me: Sorry, I'm playing a bit of Gallery Minesweeper

by Ultima5678 May 1, 2020