Mike 

Term used to describe the mysterious extinguishing of a cigarette mid-smoke

I Miked it

Mike by lucylucylulu February 23, 2010

mike 

a kind of bowel movement, at least a three and golden brown, the kind of brown you want your marshmellows.

"Hey check this out"
"Woah, nice mike"

mike by mike zylstra January 17, 2008

mike 

Short form of microphone.

Yo, gimme that mike!

mike by Kovász July 28, 2008

mike 

a secret hit man whos is gay also likes godd music and can act very homosexual at times

oh mike is such a mike

mike by shadowm32 April 1, 2010

Mike 

A unit of wasted expenditure - currently (in 2010) equal to approximately £25,000 per year

Especially relevant to spending by local government, but can be applied elsewhere.

Local Govt officer 1: We've just wasted £10,000 on this pointless new initiative.

Local Govt officer 2: Don't worry about it: that's less than 0.5 mikes.

Mike by dave555123 November 21, 2010

Mike 

An Irish-Jew. Originates from the the derogatory term "Mick" for an individual of Irish heritage and the more offense "Kike", the derogatory term for an individual of Jewish heritage. Despite it's negative origin, Irish-Jews often take great pride in being Mikes.

Ireland is great, they were the only country not to kick out the Jews. I'm a Mike and proud.

Mike by forksandspoons February 26, 2011

Mike 

The action of masterbating, while takin a dump, while eating a peanut butter sandwhich.

Whoa i toke the biggest Mike yesterday.

Mike by fat boy12341234 June 19, 2008