Leo Messi

A protected species in world football by the media

If he doesn’t say what Barcelona want to say you won’t be leo messied.

by Honest messi fan July 26, 2022

Lionel Messi

The king and the goat of
He's Argentinian and his current club is FC Barcelona
He likes to win Ballon d'Or's but he doesn't win World cups.
Overall he's a great player.

Fan 1: I really like Lionel Messi.
Fan 2: Yeah he's a goat and a king.

by fuckajsdsiadasdjsnadnasdsadasd January 26, 2019

where is Messi

Where exactly is Messi??

Person 1: Yo did you see that game. Argentina lost!
Person 2: Where is Messi?

by The milk you forgot about November 24, 2022

Lionel Andres Messi

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT OF FOOTBALL NOBODY CAN BEAT HIM

LIONEL ANDRES MESSI IS TOO GOOD

by The niggling beast January 3, 2023

Lionel Messi

An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.

Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism

Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?

Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.

Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.

by LouisVanSlay December 14, 2022

Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Do a Messi

When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.

Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?

by Bigausk June 16, 2012