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Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."
by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018
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yeet your meat

When one (typically a male) throws his dick across the room.
Dude don't yeet your meat right now, our parents are here!
by mariogirlgaming February 28, 2018
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Meat Loaf Throat

The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.
Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.

Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.

Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!
by DanimalTX November 15, 2011
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Meat on my seat

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz
Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat
by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019
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Big Meat Alliance

An alliance of large meat individuals. The group is comprised of Turkey, Colly, Slappy, Retard Dave and Indentured Servent Mike. Turkey lurks in the shadows and is low key the best. Slappy is the newest bma and loves to boast about his skill while turkey gets the job done. Colly and Retard Dave created this alliance many years ago and dislike slappy with a passion. And mike is a dirty hispanic.
I wish i was in the big meat alliance!
by Turkeymiester August 7, 2016
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Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.
I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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taquito meat

Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat
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