When Mc Donalds fucks up your order to the point of shooting up the place and shitting in the fry-cooker in an act of pure homocydal vengence
THERE'S PICKLE AND MAYO ALL OVER MY LARGE FRY! WHAT THE FUCK!? HOW DARE YOU GIVE ME A MCFAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by THE MASKED ANUS O_O November 5, 2011
Get the McFail mug.McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”
Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
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Get the McFat mug.McFreedom is the cheap, hollow imitation of liberation that America somehow feels entitled to push upon countries around the world.
The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.
Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.
Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.
The McFreedom process begins with threats and intimidation to the leader of the victim nation followed by increasingly random and impossible ultimatums. If they don't give in, the American military arrives with their tanks and bombs and starts demolishing the place, all the while handing out junk food and pamphlets to the civilians.
Soon, a new leader who's policy is by extreme coincidence exactly the same as the yank's is "elected by the free people". Within months, McDonalds chains have started to infest the countryside and foreign investors suddenly own all of the country's natural resources.
Anyone who doesn't wax lyrical about how much better things are now is labelled a terrorist and shot.
by George McBob May 25, 2009
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C&N ‘Sorry, we are going to be late.. just had McFlurry.’
C&N ‘Sorry, we are going to be late.. just had McFlurry.’
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"Welcome to Mcdonald's. Can I take your order? **snort**"
My mother-in-law and I gave each other a knowing look. The loudspeaker snort was a dead give-away for Mcfatty inhalation. We bummed a couple of tokes in order to keep quiet, and then headed to the motel with our post-coital snack.
My mother-in-law and I gave each other a knowing look. The loudspeaker snort was a dead give-away for Mcfatty inhalation. We bummed a couple of tokes in order to keep quiet, and then headed to the motel with our post-coital snack.
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This consists of two McDoubles (any toppings) mashed together without removing any buns so it is Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun-Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun.
This is then followed by two small fries and two apple pies in no specific order and washed down with the drink of your choice.
This adds up to around 1600 calories or so, but is well worth it.
Also, everything is off of the dollar menu!
This consists of two McDoubles (any toppings) mashed together without removing any buns so it is Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun-Bun-Topping-Burger-Cheese-Burger-Bun.
This is then followed by two small fries and two apple pies in no specific order and washed down with the drink of your choice.
This adds up to around 1600 calories or so, but is well worth it.
Also, everything is off of the dollar menu!
Jason: Hey you guys, wanna go out for lunch?
Kevin: Ye, let's all get a McFuckhouse and see who finishes their meal faster!
Madi: LOL WE'RE TOTALLY NOT GONNA BE POOPIN AFTER THIS!!!
LATER
Jason: That was a terrible idea Kevin
Kevin: -grumble- -burp-
Madi: LOL I'M NOT POOPIN!!!
Kevin: Ye, let's all get a McFuckhouse and see who finishes their meal faster!
Madi: LOL WE'RE TOTALLY NOT GONNA BE POOPIN AFTER THIS!!!
LATER
Jason: That was a terrible idea Kevin
Kevin: -grumble- -burp-
Madi: LOL I'M NOT POOPIN!!!
by jackofspadesman October 23, 2011
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