A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"
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A guy who is strong and sexy gets all the girls and is very popular and is tall and can give any girl the d and she will ask for it and haves good curly hair and brown eyes
by Boyfromthehood11223 April 20, 2018
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Steve won't be coming out with us tonight. He's been MAGAbating since Bart O'Kavanaugh's nomination became official.
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Person 2: Oh wow! I wish I had a maab in my life
Person 2: Oh wow! I wish I had a maab in my life
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Get the mala perra mug.A beautiful girl who talks a lot and can get in a lot of trouble. She can be rude at times but gets away with it because of her smile which brightens everyone's day. Her deepest secrets are shared with her closest friends and she keeps her eye on the one guy she truley loves.
Friend:OMG who is that girl she seems so nice but today she threw a pencil at the teacher
me:she must be a Malaaikah like duh
me:she must be a Malaaikah like duh
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