Majestic

Relating to the nature of clouds

The child' tried to use majestic properly.

by Xenon Crow May 16, 2014

Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season

"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."

by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016

Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.

Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom

by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018

majesticvsp

An overrating editor on tiktok. She barely interacts with her own supporters. What a waste of potential.

majesticvsp can't actually edit lmao

by uarefads April 13, 2021

majestical

ELEGANT CREATURES OF MYSTERIOUS PURPOSES!!!

Females are majestical.

by sjkdf kljfsdoi js August 12, 2012

majesticizing

The art of creating an alternative world, one known only to its creator. Many subjects are known to be full blown pathological liars who over exagerate actual events and and make up events that followed afterwards.

Majestic: I was once upon a time an elite delta force sniper who lead the assault on Normandy and many other major uber elite conflicts. But then I went on a carding spree, and threatened several Secret Service Agents and kidnapped one of their daughters.

licutis: Majestic stop majesticizing

by Magesticizer July 28, 2008