Magganari's logic

Having no logic at all.

- He thinks that the earth is flat...
- OMG. He has such a magganari's logic!

by Anonymous283919 November 21, 2018

logistitard

anyone who simply can't figure out how to be on time at the right place

"Michael was not only late, but he even went to the wrong restaurant - he's such a logistitard..."

by psyCohn December 8, 2009

Logia

one of the three types of devil fruit in the popular manga one piece. these fruits transform the users body into an element.

one Logia is the Flame-Flame Fruit eaten by Portgas. D. Ace

by K.O.O.P Aussie2 June 15, 2013

taylor logic

Logic that only makes sense to Taylor.

"Hey do you want to come with me to this party?"
"I don't know, someone may ask me to go somewhere on that night. I'll wait till the last minute to get back to you on that."
"Ugh. Taylor logic."

by adamslaxtitute May 6, 2013

Morgan Logic

Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.

The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.

This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.

Today 5th April 2019

Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!

by ThatLadRed April 5, 2019

banana logic

A term used to describe flawed logic.

A man picks up two bananas and sticks one in each ear. He looks around and notices that he doesn't see any alligators. Using banana logic, he would conclude that alligators must be afraid of bananas and, therefore, the bananas are the reason he doesn't see any aligators.

by CaptAmerica October 9, 2008

Girl-logic

Noun - the process whereby a female will find meaning in something that does not exist. Usually used to either instigate an argument or when points based in reality have ran out.

Guy: I like those jeans, they make you're ass look nice.
Girl: ARE YOU SAYING MY ASS DOESN'T LOOK NICE NORMALLY?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??
Guy: ...No. Don't use Girl-logic on me

by LawlessB June 9, 2011