Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.

My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

by Jay Bob July 13, 2007

Log Jammer

When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.

So I gave Heather a ride on the Log Jammer last week, she hasn't talked to me in since.

by Christifori August 10, 2008

Tennessee Log Jammer

The act of forcing a large object ( wood handle, bowling pin, small novalty bat ect,,,) into the anus of a willing and toothless girl from Tennessee or Gloucester City NJ while severly impacting the colon.

I met a girl at a bar called the Pirates den and bought her a few drinks, we later went to a motel and she demanded I give her a Tennessee log jammer until she split in two!

by Transamguy December 17, 2012

uganda log jammer

When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.

I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.

by sheentuff November 8, 2017

Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!

Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night

by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018

TENNESSEE RIVER TWIN LOG JAMMER

A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.

The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.

by BigBoy711 December 12, 2015

Tennessee Log Jammer

The use of a butt plug on long road trips so as to eliminate the need for bathroom breaks or the use of depends.

Dude, I was running so late this morning, I didn't even have time to make deuce, so I did a Tennessee Log Jammer so I wasn't late for class.

by SicFucher February 14, 2010