Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

Lobe

Engaging in an online romance with an inmate in hopes of marriage

He lobes me very much and we have plans to marry as soon as he is able to leave the state

by Stacie Sanchez June 26, 2019

Lobe

The fat between your armpit and your arm.

Her lobes look so bad with that tank top.

by Friend of lolo Jones November 13, 2019

dill lobe

1)a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things all the time.

2)the floppy bit of a penis

Mate you are an absolute dill lobe

by Granny butt plugs January 12, 2018

gabby lobe

A human bean

Gabby lobe is a human bean

by corgimufflinismyhuman June 19, 2017

needle lobe

poking a breast with a needle until she bleeds to death

maybe emma will finally get the good old needle lobe tonight

by gjgfsdfhb April 20, 2018

Creamed lobe

The act of fucking someone in their eye socket until you blow a load on their brain.

I skull fucked that billionaire 1%er piece of shit till I gave him a creamed lobe!

by Mcfukdagov December 1, 2017