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ladies first

Gentlemen's favorite sentence.
Men with good manners, will always let the woman go first (example through the door etc.)

but it's not the true meaning.

In reality, it means "Lady, go first so can I stare at your butt!"
Andy :" Ladies first" *opens door*
Marina:" very kind, you are a true gentleman"
Andy :" Indeed" *stares at nice butt!*
by Bari April 15, 2005
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birmingham muzzle loader

Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.
''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''
by Claberdy April 22, 2010
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LOLdiet

Laughing so hard it kind of doubles as a diet or takes away the need of a diet.
- That episode of 30 Rock was so LOLdiet.
- I agree. I never laughed so hard in my life.
by Nooperz & Forsera January 27, 2010
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Ladies of the Valley

"The Valley's" are in Wales, part of the United Kingdom.

A welsh person is known as being from the Valley's.

In Wales there is a lot of sheep (8.2million to be precise), in comparison to humans (3million). Over the years, the hillarious English wit has, of course, intimated that the Welshman would have intimate relations with the sheep.

Ladies of the Valley, are therefore Welsh Sheep.
Farmer Giles has been gone a long time?

Yes he is very popular with the 'Ladies of the Valley".
by Queen Boother September 12, 2012
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boat loaded

To drink so much that one would think you have consumed the equivalent volume of alcohol which could be stored on a container ship.
Deaner actually pissed himself he was so drunk. He was boatloaded.
by Craigger May 13, 2005
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Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.
Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”
by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019
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gta v loading screen

the thing that lasts 100 years
A:are you done loading in gta v
B:no it should take another 100 years
A: i know the gta v loading screen is so long
by arthur morgan 1899 November 19, 2021
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