limp dick

a guy that walks out on his marriage & four kids.

A 50 year man that needs viagra to get his limp dick up for his boss.

by 6081 October 2, 2012

Limp Dick

The male version of a "Basic Bitch".

Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."

by luckyboywonder June 13, 2014

Limp dick

A derogatory term for a boy who screws around so much that his dick gets limp. The male version of slut, whore, or hoe. Similar and comparable to a fuckboy.

"You need to dump that fuckboy because he's more of a limp dick than Chris Brown and Justin Bieber's bastard child."

by AnonymousMoi May 12, 2015

limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways

Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!

by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015

Limp Dick

A crooked or slanted cock.

Girl : " ew Jason you have a Limp Dick "

by ChippyFurtadooo April 29, 2012

limp dick

A slang term for going "cold turkey".

He totally went "limp dick".

by thaboobywatcher January 9, 2011

limpdickositous

Limpdickostous is a disorder wher no matter how hard a man tries his penis stays limp as a noodle with the only chance of a stiffy would come from watching reruns of American Gladiators.

I can’t believe Wilfong has cum down with limpdickositous.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019