limp-dicking-it

Coming up short on what task you do.

Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.

by lazyboy August 14, 2013

limp biscut

A game that originated in Australia where a primarily male organization stands around a biscut and they take turns trying to ejaculate on it. The last one to hit the biscut has to eat it.

We were a Tom's house and we played limp biscut, thank god i wasnt last to hit the biscut.

by sarahbearaxxoo October 25, 2008

Limp Gland

A flaccid, soft penis.

She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.

Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018

Limp simping

opposite of pimp chimping. not cool, hangs out with your enemies, a limp simper sucks

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

limp bizkit

A rap metal band, characterized by the fact that they named themselves after a male masturbation game.

Fred Durst: hey, lets wank over a biscuit!
Rest of band: sounds fun!
Fred Durst: yay, i get to eat it. from this day onwards we will be known as limp biscuit!
Rest of band: Limp Bizkit!

by adadadadadadhim January 31, 2007

limp dick

1. a flaccid penis

2. a case of erectile disfunction

3. an impotent or ineffectual man

Give him a break. He has limp dick you know.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006

limp dick

when you dick goes flat

floppy dick fred:shit man i gotta real limp dick

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019