Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

Leighla

A fun loving girl who knows how to have fun. She has many friends with a lot of inside jokes. She generally has brown hair, brown eyes, and crazy dance moves. She knows how to make anyone laugh and laughs all the time herself. She has many friends who get her sense of style and sexy skills.

Oh that girl is such a Leighla

by Something12345 December 28, 2016

leigh high school

weird ass school in silicon valley. half of the school is hella smart ppl who want to get into stanford, while the other half destroys the fucking bathrooms in their free time. everyones depressed and ppl try and act ghetto even thought they live in a 1.5 million dollar house.

leigh high school student a: holy shit i wanna transfer to los gatos high or branham so fucking bad

b: why lol
a: didnt u see the bloody tampon that someone left on the toilet seat today?

by fuxkthisshxt September 23, 2019

2 lighter system

When you are forced to use an empty lighter to light a broken lighter that has fuel.

You got a light i could borrow?
No man, i got the 2 lighter system right now

by naggerh8er November 4, 2007

arc light

A term for the close air support operations provided by Strategic Air Command B-52s based in Guam during the Vietnam War. The name comes from the codename for the mission, Operation Arc Light.

Arc Light, one minute out, sit tight.

by freyyr December 28, 2010

Street light

The thing that tells kids when it is time to go inside the house

You can go outside as long as you are back in the house by the time the street lights come on.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 October 13, 2017

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010