Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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2. one who has not made new friends since kindergarten
3. one who never says lol jk, lol jk they say it all the time.
4. one who has house crawls
5. one who says "peace lawn peace"
hey lawners, lets invite people we haven't known to the house crawl tonight. LOL jk, we don't make new friends
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Mike: "Dood, you still owe me money from going to Baco Tell last week."
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"
Ted: *Stares at Mike for a few seconds and then rips open his shirt* - "NIPPLE LASER!"
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Get the Mow Lawner mug.A game typically played by little kids and immature teenagers in which two players pretend to shoot each other with invisible laser guns while making shooting noises
A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired
Requires a very large imagination to play
A set of rules does not exist and both players can not die. Essentially the game goes on until either player is tired
Requires a very large imagination to play
That teenage girl must either have a really big imagination or just be really weird to play invisible laser tag
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Alice: Heisenberg is speeding down the street and he gets pulled over by a cop and the cop is like "do you know how fast you were going?" and he says "no, but i know exactly where i am!"
Bob: hahaha laser!
Bob: hahaha laser!
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