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Jim fell down the stairs and busted his head. It was so funny I larted.
by Bryce KJ March 25, 2008
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Laredo

A U.S. city along the Texas/Mexico border well-visited for its rich culture, excellent food, and unparalleled shopping opportunity. Laredo is well-known as the largest inland port in America.

Laredo boasts a strong emphasis on higher education with the Laredo Community College, Texas A&M International University (ranked one of the best in the nation for international business), and its new University of Texas Health Science Center branch.

Laredo also has a thriving nightlife that draws thousands of young adults every year. With a superb club scene and various bars, everyone is bound to find something they love.

Highly regarded Laredo eateries include El Meson de San Agustin (located in historic downtown Laredo), La Posada Hotel (noted as one of the finest in Laredo), and La Estancia (featuring Veracruz-inspired cuisine).

A popular time to visit Laredo is the month of February, during which the city celebrates its annual Washington's Birthday Celebration. The month is filled with various concerts, comedy shows, air shows, carnivals, parades, etc. Each day features a different event! The month-long celebration also includes the nationally recognized Jalapeno Festival, which has been called one of the largest food contests in the nation.

Whether you're looking for a fun-filled weekend or a new home, Laredo, Texas, is certainly a place you'll be happy you considered.
Q: "Have you ever heard of the Jalapeno Festival?"

A: "Sure! It's an annual event in Laredo, Texas, that draws thousands upon thousands of visitors each year for its live entertainment and amazing food choices!"
by Melissa Karmin July 1, 2011
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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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Larted

To laugh and fart at the same time, at a joke that isn’t funny, then follow it with more laughing.
Ur mom gay
“Haha”
(Insert farting sound)
HAHAHAHA, I just Larted!”
by Devil - G October 11, 2018
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Larnelle

He is really tall, strong, and likes to fight but is nice to small people and is really nice when u get to know him.
Larnelle is sexy so ladies hop on that!!!
by Kylie Hill January 3, 2019
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learned on the bus

When someone uses phrase "learned on the bus", he actually reffers to hours of learning home masked as a casual low interest in following exam.
"Hey man, how did you prepare for todays exam?" "I only learned on the bus, I'm totally gonna screw it up."
by CiceroIguess March 27, 2019
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larced

when you don't know what a person just said, so you laugh while silently praying that it's a socially acceptable/ normal response
person a: when's your birthday?
person b: hahahahhaha
person a: ?
person b: sorry, i just larced yknow
by pootlevato June 28, 2019
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