Glitter worn by dancers that sticks to you and your clothing and is impossible to remove. Usually resulting in a pissed off wife or girlfriend.
I would've gotten away with a great night at the tittybar, if it wasn't for that damn lapdancer dust!
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
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OI LANDAN IS SUCH A DICK
by JAYJS BITCH April 6, 2019
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awkward lapdance.
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
*kid on santa's lap*
-''what would you like for christmas?''
-''uh....''
*becomes awkward, starts lapdancing*
by tori666 February 2, 2009
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Drug addict: I need a serious fix.
Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.
Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?
Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.
Dr. Feelgood: Combine 16 ounces of wormwood-distilled Absinthe with two ounces of dissolved opium, mix until homogenous, and quaff liberally until the desired effects are achieved.
Drug addict: So basically you're telling me to get some tar and a bottle of green fairy and get a nice Laudanum effect?
Dr. Feelgood: Yeah, more or less.
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she has big beautiful eyes with the cutest face ever
she is a heartbreaker and she is not loyal and one day she'll leave you broken and she doesn't care about it
she has big beautiful eyes with the cutest face ever
she is a heartbreaker and she is not loyal and one day she'll leave you broken and she doesn't care about it
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