pp on a lappy

when someones stream is extremely slow, so it looks like a powerpoint on a laptop

"your stream looks like a pp on a lappy right now"

by cockwank July 21, 2021

lappy

(noun) a shortened version of the word 'laptop', or 'laptop computer'.

Come take a look at my lappy!

Your lappy is overheating.

I just got a brand new lappy muthafuckaaa!

by laaaaaaaaaaaaaal August 15, 2009

Lapping

P plater go lapping to chuck laps around the Main Street of a small town

Sarah: Lets get the squad and go lapping in the commy
Alexis: Sorry I can only have 2 people in my car after 11pm

by boonygal April 24, 2019

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

lappa

Really bad or frustrating; a horrible event.

I just lost my entire fortune playing poker.
Uh, that's really lappa.

by littletarsier July 4, 2006

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004