Pull-a-Kling

To be aggressively drunk. Attempting to physically attack friends.

Watch out Tony, she might Pull-a-Kling

by Aldershot High School Shit July 13, 2019

Mae C Klingelheber

A loser. A pathetic loser

Don’t be mean to him, he’s a Mae C Klingelheber

by anymade46 October 16, 2020

Keling

refers to any Indians in Malaysia. They were called "Kelings" in the olden days. The word Keling came from the sound that their bangles made which they wore around their hands.

Hey, See that "Keling" over there? His name is Muthu, he makes a nasty roti canai!

by Keling Kia February 22, 2008

Kylin

The most beautiful person ever. She is the sweetest kindest person you will ever met. She is super smart, funny, caring and everybody loves her. She always has the cutest gayest dog ever.

Kylin is the best person ever and everybody loves her

by Jakanrjkrsua November 6, 2019

Klingenberg

A guy who looks like he's been taking placebo weight loss drugs for the last 20 years.

Klingenberg is a fatass

by gutbusters May 22, 2020

Klinger

A term used for a self-indulgent, mentally unstable boy of of adult age. Typically lies to promote himself, enjoys the work of whores, and creates a fantasy world to escape his pathetic reality. Said boy will usually self destruct when left to his own devices.

He is such a klinger.
Yeah, he should come back to reality.

by Murph22 April 23, 2006

Steaming Klingon

A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006