Krinte

german word for the anus which wasn`t cleant after pooing a whole load of shit.

my Krinte is suckin` dirty cos I forgot cleaning my butt.

by Kaudersen February 27, 2004

kronenbourg

A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front. Also bobfoc

"Damn that ass looks good"
"nah bruv, she's a kroney"

by empsburna March 24, 2005

Dean Koontz

An american author best known for suspense thrillers, often including the supernatural. His prose is excellent, and his plots are often original, however his books are characterized by flat characters and unrealistically neat endings. They often have extremely heavy christian overtones, with static, exaggerated characters, making the books incident driven instead of character driven. Dean Koontz writes about five or six boks a year, and so due to this rapid production speed his books often feature very similar heroes/villains/endings/themes/dogs/settings.

Person1: Guess which Dean Koontz book I am thinking of.
Person2: Give me a clue.
Person1: It has a heroic dog in it.
Person2: That narrows it down to about thirty books.
Person1: Okay, this one has a strong, beautiful, determined female with a gentle, more sensitive male counterpart.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has an evil, corrupt, sadistic, deviant atheist as the villain, who has a god complex, likes raping people, and has a weird hobby for no reason whatsoever.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: Alright, now I'm thinking of one where the hero is a humble, loving, heroic, caring, clean-living christian with high moral standards and a dislike of evolution science and anything psychologically explaining the abstract concept of 'evil'.
Person2: Forty books.
Person1: This one has a too-neat ending where the evil side is totally destroyed and the good guys all live happily ever after with faith and love in some american-apple-pie family situation.
Person2: Fifty books.
Person1: The christian overtones are so heavy that it feels like he is beating me around the head with his bible and shouting in my ear.
Person2: Seventy books.
Person1: It's really really good.
Person2: (looks blank)

by MegaSolipsist December 5, 2011

Koontz

An alcoholic beverage consisting of brandy, burban, gin, vodka, tequila, and kahlúa.

Man we had the best koontz last night.

by Phinor February 23, 2011

Koontang

exactly the same as poontang, just applied to sexy black ladies.

mmm...i'd love to munch Rhianna's koontang.

by what_a_twat February 20, 2011

Koontzing Out

-transitive verb

The act of simultaneously taking offense, complaining, and arguing aggressively about subjects that have little to no consequence on real life affairs. "Koontzing out" will continue whether attention is given or not, effects multiplied astronomically when mixed with alcohol.

"Dude, you hit my Macbook, with a packet of fire sauce that did absolutely no damage, do you know how much this thing co--"

"Dude. Dude. DUDE. You're Koontzing out right now. Stop. Stop. HEY. STOP." *leaves room*

by Thadeus Cook February 24, 2011

kroetch

1. A term used to describe objects that are fast, agile and sexy. 2. Can be used to describe a large penis.

Dude your car is kroetiest thing I've ever seen.

Your sister definitley thought I had a kroetch.

by ender4321 May 25, 2006