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Kratom Shirt

When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.
He totally missed his mouth, now he has kratom shirt!
by Goosed14 September 24, 2018
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The Kratos

"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher

Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.

Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.

Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.

Step 4: Collect her orbs.

Step 5: Level Up!
"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."
by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011
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Wild Kratts

A Canadian kid's show on PBS. Focuses on Chris and Martin Kratt, two American bros, who learn about different wild animals. Meanwhile, they often have to deal with villains (like CEO Zach Varmitech) from killing the animals (and them).
Who do you ship more in Wild Kratts: Martin x Aviva or Chris x Aviva?
by Thats16myboi September 14, 2019
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Kraftwerk

Kraftwerk. Need I say more?
by memegoeshere August 10, 2010
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Krauthammer

An incredibly ugly guy you vaguely notice at a party, who seems to be a total chick magnet for no reason you can divine. You read the paper the next day and find he's either:
1/ Incredibly rich
2/ World champion at tying shoelaces with his tongue
3/ Some political pundit you never heard of before
Guy1: "See CNN last night?"
Guy2: "Yeah, that Krauthammer's a real... Krauthammer, I guess..."

Guy1: "Oh no: I ruined my shoes agin! Trod in some Krauthammer!"
by UncleDes March 5, 2009
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Krautfunding

A combination of the words Kraut and crowdfunding.

Relying (too) heavily on the German nation to help combat one's financial or economic setback.
Following last month's injections by the ECB, critics note that Spain and Greece "are beginning to look more and more like Krautfunding projects."
by thijzert December 29, 2012
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Krafturbate

The act of masturbating with a handful of lukewarm Kraft Macaroni & Cheese as lubricant.
I tried to krafturbate yesterday, but the cheese was too hot.
by @FattMernandez October 2, 2014
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