(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"
by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009
Get the Pulled a Kurt Cobain mug.The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.
Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.
by joecrow January 18, 2009
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A shotgun.
*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house
Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.
by Sieffy March 21, 2017
Get the Kurt Cobain's Microphone mug."The opposite of being drunk, its as sober as you can ever be. It strips away all the illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time ever. Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get knurd again" - Terry Pratchett
by PRAEst76 April 6, 2005
Get the knurd mug.The best character on the satirical pseudo-documentary The Office. Projects a Vladimir Putin-like charisma and is knowledgeable about everything, from German (mostly pre-industrial religious) to farming beets to mold extermination. He also an authority on bears, weaponry, health care plans, sabotage, and the supernatural. Played by the inimitable Rainn Wilson.
Dwight Kurt Schrute:
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
"How would I describe myself?
Three words: Hardworking, Alpha Male, Jackhammer........Merciless..............Insatiable. "
*hold up purple belt*
"This a message, for the entire office, so that everyone can see that I am capable of physical dominating them."
by dksfan April 14, 2010
Get the Dwight Kurt Schrute mug.a fat asian with a tiny cock and an insanely hot mother who is a cum dumpster and the biggest slut in Australia
by kurts dog February 13, 2022
Get the kurt montgomery mug.Kurt Fenech, Dusted ex Fifa streamer. The Dejan Lovren of FIFA pros. Looks, acts and can't win trophies as him
Him: "hey, have you seen the latest Kurt0411 stream?"
Me:"that guy is still streaming? It's 2065,and he is still playing that dead Poals game?"
Me:"that guy is still streaming? It's 2065,and he is still playing that dead Poals game?"
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