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Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.
Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
by Felini Digital January 30, 2021
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klobber krew

A small crew from North Orange County who are mostly into the hardcore scene. Like fighting Huntington Beach skin heads
Doom Family Thugs, Lords of South County, Klobber Krew
by kb4me May 15, 2008
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Cobb Knobbler

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.
1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops
by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004
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Cock Knobbler

One who, when given the oppurtunity, will instantly dive on any object shaped remotely like the male penis and proceed to fuck him/herself with said object
Man, look at that guy fuckin' that telephone... what a cock knobbler
by Cj55 October 18, 2008
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knoxbert

It means fuck off you n00b. Originated in the 2000's, it has been around for over a week!
Your Friend: Hey you want to go bang my girlfriend and then I'll come in and act like she just cheated on me?

You: KNOXBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Minh February 5, 2005
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Knobbed

The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.
One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.
by Mocoholi September 2, 2010
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cock knobbler

by Gregg July 12, 2003
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