kirk

saviour of the alcohol industry

"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago!"
"Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"

by bottle-necked beauty May 22, 2004

Not Kirk

Someone who is the opposite of gay or identify's as straight

"Yo dude Kevin asked that hot girl out last night!"
"What a total Not Kirk guy"

by Straightguywithagoodtime December 16, 2018

Kirking

To have several relationships with hot women in short periods of time with no attatchment whatsoever.

Derived from Captain James T. Kirk of Star Trek TOS.

Dude, he was so kirking while he was in Austrailia, it was insane.

by Vey October 1, 2008

the Kirk

A decidedly better nickname for Albuquerque, NM. An alternative to the lame names like Burque, the 505, Albucracky, etc.

After Aliens kidnapped me down in Roswell and forced me to eat at a diner in Truth or Consequences and to talk to new age women in Santa Fe about awesome paintings of women hugging coyotes under the moon, I'm so ready to get back to the Kirk.

by G.LO. July 4, 2005

Kirked

To be touched inappropriately while one is passed out from drugs and/or alcohol.

Apparently last night when I was blacked-out drunk, some girl kirked me.

by MirandaRools February 11, 2009

kirked

To be slapped as hard as effin possible in order to be shut up, most oftenly "kirked" are blonde bitches or boys with girl names.

EX1
Blonde bitch- " baby what are you getting me for my b day?"

Guy- " it's stupid questions like that that get you kirked"
EX2
BADASS- "KIRK!!"
Boy with girl name- "nigga damn!!"

by facialxD February 22, 2010

kirk

to be drunk. Or to skip and dance whilst others walk/run

Man, you o.k? You are acting like Kirk after his 3 bottles of whiskey

by Booth July 30, 2006