Kirk

A really shit dad who chooses alcohol over his kids. Has a tendency to beat his children's mother because he's a big pussy and would never hit a male. He has a sister who can't look after her kids and the social have to do it for her. Kirk is an all round lanky streak of piss who sits in a pub with all his low life friends.

God that guy is such a Kirk.

Look after your children... don't be like Kirk.

Is that Kirk in the Pub? Most definitely.

God did you see Kirk beat that woman. That's so like Kirk.

Kirk by Trollface123 March 4, 2017

Kirk

To break something with your mighty hands.

The machine is broken because he kirked it!

Kirk by Rbsoldior January 30, 2018

kirk

weirdo on twitter who once had a smiley face cult, overuses the same memes, is a 00:00 enthusiast, and a pretty cool guy who let this AMAZING girl ella play life is strange on his account

kirk? you mean the guy who had the odd smiley face cult?

kirk by chubella July 22, 2020

Kirk

he is tall

Kirk is tall

Kirk by The creater September 17, 2020

Kirk

to exceed the operational parameters of any piece of machinery, driving a vehicle to the point of destruction or severe mechanical damage. to 'Kirk' something.

'He's going full Kirk in that car' 'Oh he's kirked that motor.'

Kirk by BigSends June 28, 2021

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

Kirk by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021

kirk

a guy that most likely plays the ukulele in his free time and has an adorable laugh. if you ever see his baby photos, prepare yourself cause they are one of a kind

"oh look its baby photos of kirk"

kirk by smartwomanwithsmartthoughts September 15, 2021