Kempel

Verb; kemp, kemped, kemping.

1. The act of sabotaging a group or objective.

2. Killing your own teammate.

3. Failing, performing below average.

“Don’t Kempel this mission up.”

“I just got kemped (team killed)”

“I’m kemping right now”

by Xero1320 November 11, 2017

Kempachii

Kempachii is a soundcloud artist best known for making the song "met her on the internet" back in 2019. The song first surfaced & became popular on the platform roblox before going onto tiktok in 2021 and becoming a hit.

Damn this song is fire

Obviously, Kempachii made it

by Yumekos July 31, 2022

kempolicious

Consisting of a trifecta blowjob.

Last weekend was kempolicious.

by AVHS April 24, 2006

Kempy

To sneak out of the bar without anybody knowing

He pulled a Kempy. We were having a great time and he said' "I gotta take a leak" and we never saw him again.

by Meekie! January 23, 2010

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Shawn Kemp

(1)A basketball player who begins his career as a promising player, but deteriorates into a pathetic fat slob.

(2) Crackhead who has twenty children with twenty different women.

Shawn Kemp used to be good until he left the Sonics. Now he's a fat crackhead.

by SooN July 1, 2003

Kempion

Historic translation: Old Irish, Gaelic, "Champion".

Modern translation: American-Englsih, A brash and confident individual who is intelligent and resourceful. You probably are not worthy enough to be in their presence.

I am kempion - you are not. Prove yourself to be worthy and make a gallant friend for life or prove yourslf unworthy and be ridiculed in ways you cannot fathom.

by Kempion December 29, 2007