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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.
The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus
by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017
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Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self
Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel
by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018
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Keel

Keel, like a bean can be very salty. But a Keel can also be the best person you ever meet. He will love you, and show you have much he cares daily. They will keep you on your toes at all times as well. They will make you happy and always try to help even at his one expense. She is beautiful, kind, and kind of a jerk.
Person1:"I have such a great friend!"
Person2:"yeah that's Keel for you"
by Potatolord-beansaver November 22, 2021
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keel the bool!

a bulfight croud shout
keel the bool!
by xdr5t3evq3q January 2, 2024
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Liam Keel

Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.

He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
Liam Keel is insane

L Money got fluttershy pregnant, and then abandoned her to give birth alone
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Wendy keeling

A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun

Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future
by Connor blakely September 11, 2018
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