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Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
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Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
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by brideymo February 12, 2010
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Kitten Killer

A cowardly empty souled piece of human trash who'll kill a defenseless kitten because it no longer serves it's part in the human's grifting and attention getting. The kitten is simply a prop and never considered a pet who received the love and care it deserved. The offending human is also prone to outbursts of abuse against other vulnerable populations like seniors and the disabled.
Denise, "I have heard any meows coming from the pigloo for the past week. I wonder what happened to it?".

Sheldon, "Given that jon has a history of being a Kitten Killer I wouldn't be surprised if he drowned it and disposed of its remains.".

Denise, "Fuck sakes, he really is a monster!".

Sheldon, "He sure is, but like all monsters he won't win in the end!".
by Van Eric Adams September 8, 2023
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kush kitten

A skanky girl always on the prowl to score the good kush without having to pay for it.
Look at that kush kitten ... Shakin her ass to get high.
by Itsbrittanysmom November 10, 2015
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naughty kitten

The term given to an extremely hot girl misbehaving sexually.
Eva, stop being a naughty kitten!
by MrKapper June 30, 2006
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kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.
by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002
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kitten

kitten (kit'en) n.

A small, sometimes domesticated animal; usually a pet; a member of the cat family, wants to grow up to be a lion, tiger, leopard, etc; thinks the world revolves around her; is probably right.
the kitten is very pretty
by Cerina April 16, 2006
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