Kam

Lowkey an asshole but you're still friends with him because they're funny af and also everyone needs a mean friend(tm). The kind of person to send spam you about their weekly crush. He is obsessed with minecraft and he brags about how good he is, except you cant be pissed because he carries the bedwars team. He is shit at comforting people, like literally they have no clue what the hell to say to people when they are sad. They're cool though, always the first to text and understanding about problems even though they're shit at knowing what to say. Also despite being about 5 foot tall he makes threats to everyone, and kinda scares everyone. Ya know, the angry short friend. He is homicidal and will probably set a house on fire after a minor inconvenience, but you know that's just kam.
Kams friend: Yo let's play bedwars
Kam: if we lose I'm setting your house on fire.
by randombitchsyndrome November 25, 2021
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by nomaygot July 16, 2023
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This action refers to white suburban kids overusing and misusing street slang. Typically the reason why you shouldn't use slang in schools located in higher-income areas.
"Do you think some fish have kinks to hooks?"
"This dude"
"You'll only see 'This dude' looking in the mirror"
*closes phone* "Man, fuck my cracker ass friends. All they wanna do is kam shit up"
by placebo! May 08, 2022
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A person who is undeniably horni at all times.

Also means a person with a shit sense of humor.
Sigh, you're such a kam.
by gwapingo October 06, 2021
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A girl in a friend group who fucks the homies
“Yo we gotta get a kam in the group”
A what?”
“You know a girl who fucks the homies, a kam”
by Iykykrolfcopters February 13, 2022
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6’1, dashing, mysterious, athletic, rich, genius, loving, caring, fashion icon.
OMG, KAM IS SO RICH AND LOVING
by Council of women. December 18, 2024
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kam is a cute ass girl. she’s brownskin, with glowy skin, and the perfect lips. her outfits is top tier and if I’m kiab witchu nobody can gaurd her, and she loyal ash. tbh she’s a 1 in a million type girl. y’all needa get y’all one.
“yo look at Kam”
“who is she”
“the brownskin. she cute ash, loyal, and can dress. wish I had her man, ts rare”
by wydot777 August 29, 2022
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