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knuckle dusters 

another name for brass knuckles. illegal to carry in most countries. they are a easily concealed piece of metal that has holes to put your fingers through. uses are: punching people in the face, punching people in the head, punching people in the groin, punching people in chest or stomach. used to be used alot by the italian and irish mobs.
Tony: Joey pissed me off yesterday so i bapped him in the nose with my knuckle dusters.
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knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!
when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

Knuckle Chowder

Karsch went home and cooked up a nice bowl of knuckle chowder in the shower
Knuckle Chowder by ~Rosie January 28, 2008

Knuckle Symphony 

1. The sound you hear after being punched repeatedly. This is usually accomplished by a bully of some sort.
2. The sound of a habitual knuckle-cracker, especially one who is capable of cracking many knuckles at once.
"Oh man, Jimmy's probably hearing a knuckle symphony right now! Lets call an ambulance."

"Hey, man, thanks for the knuckle symphony right there. Really appreciate it."
Knuckle Symphony by phool23 December 16, 2009

Knuckle Bunnies 

A combination if a knuckle head and dumb bunny.
"The only people who would buy your cockamamie plan is a bunch "knuckle bunnies" on vacation in a volcano."
Knuckle Bunnies by Porticia September 4, 2013

knuckle scrub 

The act of vigorously scrubbing one's anus, usually with hot soapy water, to clean it of leftover fecal matter. It is more a practical technique than a pleasurable one, although some people find it serves the dual purpose.
The toilet paper at the resort was of poor quality so I had to hop in the shower and do a quick knuckle scrub before going to dinner.
knuckle scrub by Diarrhea Farmer January 12, 2015

Knuckle One 

To masturbate. Jack off. Rub one out.
Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.

I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
Knuckle One by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017