by Jdnsns May 6, 2019

Metal Kel is a rock Godess of the thrash heavy metal scene worldwide as well as the Facebook page administrator for the Black Label Society Berzerkerette Chapter and original member of the Society Dwellin Mother FUCKERS. Metal Kel is hands down the most informed accurate interviews w Mayhem Festival with the Metal Mulisha interviewing bands from black label society to slipknot rob zombie Kerry king corey Taylor.....
by Pheonix inc. April 2, 2022

The coolest dude.
Kel is the most uplifting character from the video game Omori. He may not be very bright but he is strong and always supportive. However, his simple attitude towards problems can prevent him from seeing other people’s sides and get him in trouble.
While many Omori fans exagerrate his lack of smarts, everyone can appreciate how he lights up a room. After all, he convinced Sunny to leave his room after 4 years.
Kel is the most uplifting character from the video game Omori. He may not be very bright but he is strong and always supportive. However, his simple attitude towards problems can prevent him from seeing other people’s sides and get him in trouble.
While many Omori fans exagerrate his lack of smarts, everyone can appreciate how he lights up a room. After all, he convinced Sunny to leave his room after 4 years.
Omori Player: “Kel is pretty awesome”.
Omori Player 2: “Hehe he gots burgers on his mind”
Kel: “So you’re gonna say I love burgers but ignore when I literally ate an entire pizza?”
Omori Player 2: “Absolutely”
Omori Player 2: “Hehe he gots burgers on his mind”
Kel: “So you’re gonna say I love burgers but ignore when I literally ate an entire pizza?”
Omori Player 2: “Absolutely”
by EnbyIcon October 29, 2021

My best friend and total baddie and a schmuck. Had a threesome. And her body count is in the triple digits. Died her white hair to a black color. Is from Malta and Poland. Never lets you down. Might raise your kids if you decide she can get her shit together. Possibly transferred and lived in her car Gracie for a short while after having a mental breakdown over her ex. Overall 11/10 girl.
Kels is the greatest of all time.
by Ramen Lord April 30, 2020

by Kozdog35 May 28, 2019

A pair of inseparable friends that are always up to something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Properties include :
- mind-reading abilities
- being unproblematic, loyal, and honest
- ride or die mentality
- always having a fun time
Properties include :
- mind-reading abilities
- being unproblematic, loyal, and honest
- ride or die mentality
- always having a fun time
Question:
That was a terrible prank, who thought this was a good idea?
Answer: Kel and Bon.
Statement:
Person 1: Oh Dear! It looks like there is smoke coming from the tech room!
Person 2: Kel and Bon are on Tech duty together.
Additional Uses:
Coach: THE GAME STARTS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE! Why am I missing 2 players ???
Players: Kel caught a lift with Bon.
That was a terrible prank, who thought this was a good idea?
Answer: Kel and Bon.
Statement:
Person 1: Oh Dear! It looks like there is smoke coming from the tech room!
Person 2: Kel and Bon are on Tech duty together.
Additional Uses:
Coach: THE GAME STARTS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE! Why am I missing 2 players ???
Players: Kel caught a lift with Bon.
by HBD_Steven ;) September 9, 2020
