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KB Status 

Starting to pregame way too early before going out and becoming extremely intoxicated. (blood alc level of 3.0 to be exact)

Complete Blackout

Waking up in the hospital, still drunk, with multiple IV's in your arm with your nurse telling you how you tried to hit her and they had to use restraints
Yeah she blacked out and woke up in the hospital. She started taking shots at like noon. Total KB Status!

Let's get KB Status tonight!

Look at that guy. Total KB Status
KB Status by Batie Kell May 23, 2011
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A “gang” in Key Biscayne. Really just a ton of pussy 12 year olds who think they’re gangsters because they’ve seen a juul. You constantly have to remind them that they’re not the shit because they can do wheelies on their bike. Ruined cheesing for everyone in Key Biscayne. They are rivals of the Biscayne Bloods and Bike Life, which are two other gangs in the Key.
The KB Crips just swerved a grandma and she crashed into 7-11 as a result.
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a gang of 15-25 year olds who run the streets of Gordon but can be found terrorising all over the north shore. infamous for gate crashing parties and gettin in fights. at one stage the largest, most notorious gang of the north shore but has slowed down in recent years. although they are still far from a group to be taken lightly and if givin the opportunity they will bash you.
do not go to gordon, thats the kb gang territory

"hey man, what happened to your face"
"i asked a kb member for directions and he bashed me"

r u down with the kb? man ur crazy
kb gang by M. Carter June 22, 2008
To be rejected from entering a club due to over-consumption of alcohol.
“I was so fucked last night I almost got KB’d.”
KB’d by bubbles79112 December 31, 2018
KB Mike is the most underrated artist in the world. He is so sweet and goofy asl. He understands people pain and turns it into lyrics or it could even be his pain. His music is so calming and it’s like my happy place the only thing is I get in my feelings but feel great after. Another thing about this man he toxic but it’s okay tho I like him for him brotherly wise. This is literally my 💜 in brotherly form. Talking to him also makes my day he will text back depending on what he says. He also in a relationship and I need people to respect that. All this just came from my heart-Lele💜
Umm I don’t know what to put for this

But follow KB Mike on Instagram @kbmikee_
KB MIKE by KB Mike May 7, 2021

KB Special

When having sex doggy style, when the guy is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and then proceeds to spit on the girls back so that she turns around, and blows it right in her eye.

I was boning some hoe and i did a KB Special.
KB Special by Mike Rithgen July 14, 2007
KB/M or KB-M means keyboard and mouse. Generally used online or text.
Person 1: "Dude, do you play your fps games with KB/M or controller?"
Person 2: "KB/M, it's far superior then controllers in fps games."
KB/M by ItsADoggyDogWorld July 24, 2018