juggalos

A group of immature individuals who worship ICP. They have no idea about who they are and instead of looking to themselves to find the answer, they look to other juggalos. As a result, they are all alike and any behavioral stereotypes apply. They're largely bitter individuals who consider themselves a family. Guess what, so does the Foot Clan and the KKK. Mostly they have a deep seated need for companionship. They also require attention, ironically enough, from the people who they say can't understand them. Maybe Mommy didn't hung them enough, I don't know. They also perpetuate the evil that is the "dark carnival".

Person A: Look at that poor soul, he's one of the juggalos.
Person B: Yeah, what a miserable existence. I'd like to help him, but we "don't understand" him

by John Bigsby October 4, 2005

juggalos

Bunch of white boys who want to have their own gang.....

ooh look at me i wear paint
i pretned im a clown
homie, juggalo for life
down with the clown





stop stealing stuff off us mexicans u stupid white trash

by MExIcan April 12, 2005

Juggalo/Juggalette

Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact. More exciting facts to come, but now, some background information.

The Insane Clown Posse, are a bunch of men who dress up as clowns. I don't know why, but its probably for some sort of fetishistic act involving more clowns and the whip carrying cicusmaster.

Apparently, they are some sort of rap group. Like every other rap group in the world, they talk themselves up, trying to make themselves as some hard ass motherfuckers outcast messiahs. Do i really have to tell you that, they are not in fact messiahs, and that they are not in fact anywhere near good. In fact, The Insane Clown Posse are one of the biggest bags of shit, not in the music industry, but in the world as a whole.

Rap music is shit. Rap music done by clowns is infinitely worse. And their fans, or Juggalos as they call themselves, like this crap. Hence we have come back to the original statment, Juggalos are stupid. This is a fact.

The only reason Juggalos like ICP is because they think that their image is cool and funky, and that by liking them, it gives them an excuse for being the fat outcast losers they are. This phenomenon, along with the Slipknot goth fans is the most generic and conformist form of teenage rebellion there is. If you're a Juggalo and hence a rebel, why are you all the damn same? Why do you buy your clothing all from one handy pre-packaged subcultue shop?

Listening to more than 3 tracks by ICP in a given day will kill a fully grown man. Hence, even the die hard Juggalators or whatever can't listen to ICP all day. What they've done to fill the time though, is to constantly diss eminem, or femininem as they all him. (Wow, you Jugglies are clever).

Why waste all the time slating eminem? He's shit, we all know that, the world knows that. Yet he's better than ICP, probably because there's only one of him, and he only acts like a clown and doesnt dress as one.

To some up:
ICP are shit.
Juggalos are stupid.
Juggalos probably engage in fetishistic clown orgies with each other.
Eminem is also shit.
But not as shit as ICP, and their fans.

Hey, you going fox hunting today tom?

No, with the labour government looking to ban hunting and the bad press it's received of late, i no longer fox hunt.

So why are you in your hunting gear?

I'm off to hunt Juggalos with my wild dogs. Thats still legal, and always will be.

by bastardo_bill April 11, 2005

Juggalette

Being a Juggalette (or Juggalo) isn't about how much merchandise you have or knowing every detail about ICP. It's about being yourself- about seeing the world differently from normal society and not caring where you fit in. Juggalettes don't take sh!t from anyone, they know who they are and accept it. True Juggalettes know what it's like to be an outsider. It don't matter how many hatchetman tattoos you have, or how many ICP cd's you own, it's about being yourself and not caring if other people don't like you. One of the most important things is being a believer in the Dark Carnival and knowing when life fails you, Shangri-La will always be a place for you to go, if you truly believe- that's where you WILL go.That's my definition of a TRUE Juggalette....."Truth is we follow God, we've always been behind him, the carnival is God and may all Juggalos find him." P.S. I'm a Juggalette, and proud of it!! Yeah I have tattoos and I have kids but I am an educated individual who has a Diploma and runs my own business, I'm a contributing and upstanding member of society. I don't come from a poor or broken background, I do smoke weed I don't do other drugs or drink alcohol, I don't post random stuff on the internet and only wrote this because I was dissapointed & disgusted when I read the definition of a Juggalette posted by narrow minded uninformed people who'd put no research into their posts apart from their own personal, misguided opinions!
Peace out motha fakoos!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

Person 1: What is a Juggalette??
Person 2: Ya don't know??
Well, their down with tha clownz n their down 4 life yo!
Person 1: Bout time someone who knows what they are talking about wrote on this subject!!
Person 2: Yeah!There is some random BS on here!! Anyone with a keyboard and an opinion can be heard! I feel sorry for people looking for REAL answers to questions who end up reading some of these posts!!

by juggalugga February 28, 2011

Juggalo/Juggalette

a bunch of underdeveloped little homos who take pride in "individuality" while at the same time taking pride in drinking the same kind of soda, wearing the same kind of shoes, using the same slang, and listening to the same bands. also talk tough but never have anything to show for it. a bunch of sissies who were either molested by their uncles or beaten by their stepdads. oh yeah, plus horrible "music."

juggalos = gayblades.

by broseph April 16, 2005

Juggalo/Juggalette

Fucked up mofos with no street cred. They talk about violence, but are never seen on the streets.

Seriously, what's up with Juggalos?

by Shard February 28, 2005

Wraith Juggalette

A specific Juggalette. She can be found in the dark corners of the internet, lurking among the unsavory, licking her hatchet edge behind her painted eyes. This Juggalette, while enjoying all of the six joker cards, has sworn herself to Thy Wraith, in name, album, life, and interpretation. There is only one, who is the original, from the Chicago area she has risen. Every day she celebrates the gifts of family, god, and pride that her Juggalo brethren has given her. There will be imitators, but in the end they know they are the lie, in the end survives the one, and the only Wraith Juggalette.
Wraith Juggalette Short excerpt from her poem "How You Make The Wickid Shit";
'...I am never understood,
But my fam just doesn't care.
They aren't understood either,
Thats just one more thing we share.
The hatchetman is my father,
The jokers cards my peers.
The Wraith giving me name,
Nothing left to fear...'

I.e.- There is only one Juggalette known to have named and sworn herself exclusively to ICP, to one Joker's Card, and that is Wraith Juggalette.

Found upon MySpace. There is only one.
Imitations are possible, so be wary.

When I die,
Show no pity,
Send my soul to Juggalo city.
Dig my grave six feet deep,
Tell my momma not to weep.
Then put two matches by my feet,
Put two hatchets on my chest,
And tell my homies I did my best.

by Wraith Juggalette April 2, 2008