Roy Jonesing

When a boxer hugs his opponent too much to have the match to end in a draw. Or maybe, he just really likes the guy he's boxing to the point where he can't resist hugging him. Cough *Mike Tyson V.S. Roy Jones Jr, 2020.*
Hey, did you see that? He was just Roy Jonesing his mom before school, what a loser!
by Bobmilton2934@gmail.com December 03, 2020
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Jonesed

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.
1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?
by googalewski August 27, 2019
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Indiana Jonesing

Taking somthing from one place and then placing another object in its spot.

Other uses- Indiana Jonesed, Jonesed, Jonesing, Indiana Joneser (one who Joneses).
-"That was the best Indiana Jonesing I've ever seen."

-"This isn't my beer, mine was full. Damn, I just got Indiana Jonsed!"

-slang. "I just Jonesed that guy!"

-"Don't hang out with them. They are Indiana Jonesers."

-slang. "Do you feel like Jonesing tonight?"
by Aus Kow May 12, 2008
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Phone joneser

Smoothe Da Hustler Ft Trigger Tha Gambler - Broken Language

smoothe's lyrics in the second verse

next line- sneak over fuck your babysitter
line before-the lady shitter
the shot popper, the jock cock glocker
The face splitter, human disgrace getter
the lady shitter, phone joneser
sneak over fuck your babysitter
The chronic smokin, gun totin hearse initiator
the crack supplier, the human drug generator
The honey gamer
by rentabot December 24, 2009
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Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.
Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)
by James Gerraughty October 30, 2007
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keep up with the joneses

to strive beyond one's means to keep up socially and financially with others in one's social circle or neighborhood (from the name of a comic strip by Arthur R. Momand)
If I he can't afford a decent meal, he should not keep up with the Joneses.
by The Return of Light Joker November 17, 2009
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John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.
After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin
by Little Walken December 24, 2010
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