Double Jointed

A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.

"i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him"

"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"

by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011

Jonned

When you're laying there reading a novel, and a man comes up to you with an erection, forcing such erection in and out of your mouth in a thrusting-like motion.

I was winding down with a John Grisham novel and was Jonned halfway through chapter 9.

by 1800vagbags September 14, 2016

joned

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!
2. total jonezer man!!

by eBrian March 21, 2003

Jointed

The act of smoking joints or rather, of reaping the benefits of smoking joints.

Person 1: what are you up to this fine Sunday evening?

Person 2: got two assignments due tomorrow.....lets get JOINTED!

by Aren-James May 30, 2006

joiner

A slang word for an person of Asian decent. First used in the seventys.

Joiners are the worst drivers.

by Bigokal June 21, 2007

Jowned

When someone with the name John-Jon-Joe-Joel or anything with J-O in it, owns pwns someone.

man, you just got Jowned.

did you see Bobby get Jowned?

by John DeWhitt July 29, 2008

Double-Jointed

A smoking circle in which two joints are in rotation.

I bought some rolling papers last night, had friends over and made a double-jointed circle.

by Pantheon__ October 12, 2011