Jovaning

Jovaning is when you ignore most if not all of the help & information given to you.

Bro's jovaning.

by A literal mother fucker April 13, 2025

Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15

hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.

Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.

by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009

Lebron Johning

Jerking off to Lebron James playing Basketball

"Lebron James had such a great game last night, I was thinking of Lebron Johning myself"

by jchemv January 5, 2017

Mack Janning

He thinks he’s ard and loves sticking his dick in watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit aisle in tescos without penetrating something.

That’s a Mack Janning

by Ruene October 22, 2017

Papa Johnsing

When you get really horny, so horny, that you could cook a Papa Johns pizza in the heat of your pussy. It's also called that, because Papa Johns pizza tastes like hot pussy. Disgusting.

"Jason, are you Papa Johnsing again?"

"Yeah, sorry, this fanfic is just so juicy!'

by doingyourmomdoindoinyourmom December 1, 2021