Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani

The Mobster in Chief’s pet nickname for his current personal attorney-fixer since Rudy has been, just like Batman’s Joker, hired by New York City mob bosses, has a deep desire to upset the social order, a warped sense of humor, and is motivated by his own inner chaos, inhumanity and love of anarchy.

It’s clear that Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani is the newest trumpuppet and desperate fall guy for the Flag Fucker in Chief as we watch him finally begin to circle the drain and head for the comfy Otisville celebrity slammer in New York to join his good old buddy, Michael Cohen.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 8, 2019

Strip Joker

Strip Joker is when you dont have a deck of cards for strip poker therefore you use jokes instead. This is how it works. You tell a joke to a girl, if she laughs then she removes an article of cloathing. A mere smerck constitues removal. This rule is in effect because many of them do not have a sense of humor and it makes the game more entertaining. You must have good jokes to play but those are not hard to find with a little research. I can guarentee drunk girls for go with this no problem.

Jason: Hey you want to play Strip Joker?

Sally: Okay

Jason: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Sally: I don't know

Jason: A Gummy Bear

Sally: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's Hilarious

Jason: Damn straight! Now take your top off...

Sally: Umm okay

by The Gobfather July 11, 2010

Alaskan Joker

Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"

That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!

by ennik s relyt January 31, 2009

The Joker

The most badass villian Gotham has ever seen. His insanity is what makes him so ridiculously amazing. The Caped Crusader's biggest rival. Wears make up as war paint to scare his victims. Changes his story about how he got those famous scars every single time. Is and forever will be the best villian to walk the streets of Gotham City.

Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you....stranger. -The Joker

by thejokerlovesme September 28, 2010

local joker

Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.

The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.

by A07 December 31, 2008

Jokerd

A bald gnome that beat the top guild in WoW "Method" in the Classic race to 60 by a mile. They're still mad about it.

Imagine losing to the bald gnome Jokerd OMEGALUL

by Tolerk September 9, 2019

joerg

1. Lying so much to so many people that you trick yourself into thinking that it is the truth

2. Lying like it is your job

1. The village whore joerged to the point that she actually convinced herself she was a virgin; despite the fact that she was sleeping with half of the town.

2. Lawyers are paid to joerg all day and screw people over.

by rotten cheese November 28, 2011