Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Ram Jabbing

The sexual act of violently shoving your penis inside of the vagina

Have you ever tried Ram Jabbing? It is so fun but it is almost like an exercise. Try it some time.

by retardomilos May 17, 2021

shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

by Worldhead December 4, 2009

jobby-jabber

An homosexual ; a man who engages as the active partner in anal sex with another man. From "jobby" (faecal solid) + "jab" (to prong or spear). It should be noted that some may consider this term offensive - it is favoured by homophobes due to its low potential for "re-appropriation" by the homosexual community (see example).

Gay Pride celebration ; Queer Pride celebration ; Jobby-jabber Pride celebration.

by lex November 24, 2004

Jobie

The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.

I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!

by ziggyian April 19, 2011

jobby juice

the fluids that leak from ones bum creating a nasty stench in your underwear and sometimes skid marks

I was scratching my ass and to my disgust my finger was covered in jobby juice

by Burt Reynolds February 18, 2005

jobber

one whose shortcomings makes others mediocrity look better than it actually is.

Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.

"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH

by The Dingo February 3, 2005