Joaquin Phoenix is an american actor, But he is actually perfection walking
He is pretty as well, and he deserves the whole fcking world
He is pretty as well, and he deserves the whole fcking world
by Roshambo May 30, 2021
Get the Joaquin phoenixmug. verb. To go to or attend a public function or event (e.g. class, school, church, work, a wedding or dance, appear on a talk show) high.
by joyler February 14, 2009
Get the go Joaquinmug. filo beisbol boy. A genuinely nice guy that can easily make you laugh. Usually seen with zachary pillerva Any girl would be so lucky to have him in her life.
by boypncit December 12, 2019
Get the Joaquin Marianomug. 1. v. When you shoot your nut in your girl/guy’s coffee instead of putting cruel, heartless, dairy.
2. n. The resultant beverage.
3. n. A Joaquin Phoenix is also someone who enjoys said beverage.
2. n. The resultant beverage.
3. n. A Joaquin Phoenix is also someone who enjoys said beverage.
1. “I Joaquin Phoenixed Jess this morning.”
“Oh yeah. You said she was a hardcore vegan.”
2. “Ben and I are getting coffee. I think I’m gonna have a Joaquin Phoenix.”
“Lol omg you SLUT!”
3. “Dude, Jess always wants me to cum in her coffee. She says she likes it better than milk because it’s less cruel.”
“Yeah bro? She’s a Joaquin Phoenix?”
“Oh yeah. You said she was a hardcore vegan.”
2. “Ben and I are getting coffee. I think I’m gonna have a Joaquin Phoenix.”
“Lol omg you SLUT!”
3. “Dude, Jess always wants me to cum in her coffee. She says she likes it better than milk because it’s less cruel.”
“Yeah bro? She’s a Joaquin Phoenix?”
by Seanndog February 12, 2020
Get the Joaquin Phoenixmug. to steal from a person who has been taking care of you or who you otherwise owe some kind of debt to; usually in a dramatic manner and trying to make it look like the other person is entirely to blame for your behavior
by dame_folie77 December 12, 2011
Get the joaquin camachomug. by SAN JOAQUIN July 8, 2005
Get the San Joaquin Countymug. Something said to someone when your sympathy for them is so low they aren't even worth crying a river over.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
A reference to Joaquin Phoenix and his older, more talented brother River Phoenix.
by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009
Get the cry me a joaquinmug.